I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.

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We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.

I always wanted to get into the horror genre. I like scary movies. I want...

I always wanted to get into the horror genre. I like scary movies. I want...

There's too much insecurity on studio sets, with all the people standing around, whispering.

There's too much insecurity on studio sets, with all the people standing around, whispering.

I wore a lot of vintage clothing. I dressed like a reporter, with a little...

I wore a lot of vintage clothing. I dressed like a reporter, with a little...

God only knows what else is on the web about me.

God only knows what else is on the web about me.

I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had.

I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had.

I had an obsession that I was male characters from movies.

I had an obsession that I was male characters from movies.

There's too much insecurity on studio sets, with all the people standing around, whispering.

There's too much insecurity on studio sets, with all the people standing around, whispering.

I like doing movies that relate to people's experience.

I like doing movies that relate to people's experience.

The best situation is where they cast you and then they trust you.

The best situation is where they cast you and then they trust you.

I met Patricia Neal, John Houseman. But I loved my grandfather because he was this...

I met Patricia Neal, John Houseman. But I loved my grandfather because he was this...

It was an interesting way to come across in my first big role. To work...

It was an interesting way to come across in my first big role. To work...

I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in...

I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in...

I love anything to do with ventriloquism and magic.

I love anything to do with ventriloquism and magic.

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why...

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why...

It's nice to see a movie where people are actually succeeding.

It's nice to see a movie where people are actually succeeding.

I'm a huge poster collector.

I'm a huge poster collector.

When we were doing a scene, lots of times we would collapse giggling, because it...

When we were doing a scene, lots of times we would collapse giggling, because it...

When I do a character, I try to base it on someone I have met...

When I do a character, I try to base it on someone I have met...

I come from a pretty strange family.

I come from a pretty strange family.