Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

Quote by A A Milne

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it,...

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it,...

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem,...

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem,...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any...

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any...

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a...

What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

Tiggers don't like honey.

Tiggers don't like honey.

Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and...

Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and...

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.

Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but...

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but...

Love at first sight is only realizing an imagination that has always haunted us; or...

Love at first sight is only realizing an imagination that has always haunted us; or...