Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

Quote by Ted Nugent

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I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion...

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion...

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will...

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will...

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of...

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of...

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because...

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because...

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil...

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil...

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be...

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be...

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best...

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best...

I really have the American dream licked.

I really have the American dream licked.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping...

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping...

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on...

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on...

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common...

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common...

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

One of the first conditions of happiness is that the link between Man and Nature...

One of the first conditions of happiness is that the link between Man and Nature...

Beauty might bring happiness, but happiness always brings beauty.

Beauty might bring happiness, but happiness always brings beauty.

It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what...

It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what...

Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.

Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.