Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

Quote by Ted Nugent

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My idea of fast food is a mallard.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because...

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because...

I really have the American dream licked.

I really have the American dream licked.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of...

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of...

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping...

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping...

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will...

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will...

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best...

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best...

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion...

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion...

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you....

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you....

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil...

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil...

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on...

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on...

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

True happiness brings more richness than all the money in the world.

True happiness brings more richness than all the money in the world.

A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must...

A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. Teach a man...

Give a man love, and he will be happy for a time. Teach a man...