God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.

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I once saw a lump of Greenland breaking off into the sea and moving south,...

I once saw a lump of Greenland breaking off into the sea and moving south,...

Man has an innate capacity for violence, but can only justify it in the name...

Man has an innate capacity for violence, but can only justify it in the name...

Governments are not running the show anymore. Scumbag Entrepreneurs are, and they have a harsh...

Governments are not running the show anymore. Scumbag Entrepreneurs are, and they have a harsh...

You see, nature will do exactly what it must, and if we are a hindrance...

You see, nature will do exactly what it must, and if we are a hindrance...

Like you do about Nelson Mandela, you can't help feeling the guy's a good man.

Like you do about Nelson Mandela, you can't help feeling the guy's a good man.

There is no truly global justice.

There is no truly global justice.

You see that's what I think is such a terrible, terrible betrayal, the trust that...

You see that's what I think is such a terrible, terrible betrayal, the trust that...

I have even written a book about Wine called The Grapes of Ralph.

I have even written a book about Wine called The Grapes of Ralph.

We seem to think we have some control over this planet.

We seem to think we have some control over this planet.

I am an artist and have no right buggering about with verbs and split infinitives,...

I am an artist and have no right buggering about with verbs and split infinitives,...

Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.

Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.

I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other.

I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other.

Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason.

Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason.

You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything...

You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything...

Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out...

Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out...

Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game...

Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game...

Hunter and I never got proper journalistic accreditation to go anywhere. Nobody was giving us...

Hunter and I never got proper journalistic accreditation to go anywhere. Nobody was giving us...

Isolationism is over. It makes me so desperately sad to witness just how unforgivably wretched...

Isolationism is over. It makes me so desperately sad to witness just how unforgivably wretched...

I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles.

I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles.

I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of...

I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of...