I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when my children disown me as a father, I may have some remorse.

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Id be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel.

Id be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel.

Well that is not true! The courtcase has been dropped. So yeah I didnt piss...

Well that is not true! The courtcase has been dropped. So yeah I didnt piss...

Ummm at the Kerrang! awards this year I did a fist punch with the guy...

Ummm at the Kerrang! awards this year I did a fist punch with the guy...

The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a...

The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a...

Could scream somewhat. We could all play to some extent, but we definitely progressed over...

Could scream somewhat. We could all play to some extent, but we definitely progressed over...

No, it was so hectic just writing everyday and like, just doing bullshit everyday, it...

No, it was so hectic just writing everyday and like, just doing bullshit everyday, it...

My thing is when people come up and say to me good set tonight and...

My thing is when people come up and say to me good set tonight and...

We have a security gaurd, that we lock in a closet and only bring out...

We have a security gaurd, that we lock in a closet and only bring out...

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if...

On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if...

On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if...

On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if...

Maybe like a massive eagle just fly around and kill shit, or a shark. I...

Maybe like a massive eagle just fly around and kill shit, or a shark. I...

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low....

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low....

Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters.

Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters.

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

Probably a crocodile, Id try and convince it to be my best friend then ride...

Probably a crocodile, Id try and convince it to be my best friend then ride...

We played a show and dressed up as super heroes. I was Superman.

We played a show and dressed up as super heroes. I was Superman.

This year is the first year i havent got hit in the head with a...

This year is the first year i havent got hit in the head with a...

The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with...

The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with...

I could scream somewhat. We could all play to some extent, but we definitely progressed...

I could scream somewhat. We could all play to some extent, but we definitely progressed...