I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

Quote by Margaret Smith

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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are...

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are...

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of...

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of...

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.