I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

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You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.