If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

Quote by Kingsley Amis

Topics: Being Annoyed Quotes

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night,...

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night,...

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence

No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a...

No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a...

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than...

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than...

It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.

It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did...

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did...

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as...

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as...

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from...

I go from exasperation to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from...

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who...

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who...

That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket.

That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket.

If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler. I'm kind of annoyed that...

If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler. I'm kind of annoyed that...

Things cannot always go your way. Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate...

Things cannot always go your way. Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate...

It`s not so much that they don`t want me to grow up. It`s that they`re...

It`s not so much that they don`t want me to grow up. It`s that they`re...

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.

We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.