Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I...

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I...

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much...

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much...

I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to...

I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to...

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the...

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the...

Television excites me because it seems to be the last stamping ground of poetry, the...

Television excites me because it seems to be the last stamping ground of poetry, the...

The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military...

The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe...

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well;...

One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well;...

Be critical. Women have the right to say: This is surface, this falsifies reality, this...

Be critical. Women have the right to say: This is surface, this falsifies reality, this...

You know what a woman's curiosity is

You know what a woman's curiosity is

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.