Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.

Quote by Alexander Chase

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

A shocking occurrence ceases to be shocking when it occurs daily.

A shocking occurrence ceases to be shocking when it occurs daily.

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible.

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible.

The banalities of a great man pass for wit.

The banalities of a great man pass for wit.

To remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man...

To remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man...

When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it...

When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it...

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible

Memory is the thing you forget with

Memory is the thing you forget with

A man's home is his wife's castle.

A man's home is his wife's castle.

There are few successful adults who were not first successful children.

There are few successful adults who were not first successful children.

When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it...

When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it...

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality...

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality...

People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.

People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.

To remain young one must change.

To remain young one must change.

Memory is the thing you forget with.

Memory is the thing you forget with.

A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.

A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.

More and more people care about religious tolerance as fewer and fewer care about religion.

More and more people care about religious tolerance as fewer and fewer care about religion.

I only hope that I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and those I have...

I only hope that I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and those I have...

Do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are...

Do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are...

I've gone through phases of just forgiving your parents for not being as young as...

I've gone through phases of just forgiving your parents for not being as young as...