You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

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No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find...

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find...

The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you...

The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you...

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have...

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have...

I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a...

I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a...

We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid,...

We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid,...

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

And I've come to the - to the - to the place where I believe...

And I've come to the - to the - to the place where I believe...

Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are.

Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are.

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real...

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real...

I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican,...

I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican,...

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism,...

It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism,...

We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built...

We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built...

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was...

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was...

Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President....

Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President....

It does not have to be that the greatest generation is behind us. It does...

It does not have to be that the greatest generation is behind us. It does...

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The...

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The...

It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived -...

It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived -...

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go...

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go...