Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Quote by Walter Winchell

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Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep...

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep...

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is...

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is...

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk...

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk...

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...