I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

Quote by Bill Veeck

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but...

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but...

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers...

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers...

There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out...

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out...

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with...

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with...

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get...

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get...

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay...

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay...

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is...

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is...

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get...

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get...

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the...

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the...

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.

Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by...

Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will...

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will...

After a month or so in St. Louis, we were looking around desperately for a...

After a month or so in St. Louis, we were looking around desperately for a...