Adulthood is just childhood with more debt.

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Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their...

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their...

What hurts me the most is teenage girls believe that having a baby will make...

What hurts me the most is teenage girls believe that having a baby will make...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

The adult looks to deed, the child to love

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found...

An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found...

If thou fill thy brain with Boston and New York, with fashion and covetousness, and...

If thou fill thy brain with Boston and New York, with fashion and covetousness, and...

Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods

Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods

The child learns so easily because he has a natural gift, but adults, because they...

The child learns so easily because he has a natural gift, but adults, because they...

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

For children to take morality seriously they must be in the presence of adults who...

For children to take morality seriously they must be in the presence of adults who...

If animals play, this is because play is useful in the struggle for survival; because...

If animals play, this is because play is useful in the struggle for survival; because...

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than...

Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than...