A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.

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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.

Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for...

Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for...

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to...

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to...

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of...

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of...

Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.

Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming...

In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming...

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun...

It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun...

LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.

LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.