Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over… (read more)
How young can you die of old age?
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.