Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy… (read more)
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when… (read more)
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art… (read more)
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was… (read more)
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I… (read more)