All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy… (read more)
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when… (read more)
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art… (read more)
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was… (read more)
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I… (read more)
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.