I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give… (read more)
Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester.… (read more)
My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really… (read more)
I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with… (read more)
Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've… (read more)
I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!