In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the… (read more)
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of… (read more)
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.