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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
#Joey Adams
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
#Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
#Joey Adams
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
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#Life
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
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#Work
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
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#Witty
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
#Funny
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#Women
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
#New Year Resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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#New Year
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
#Golf
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
#New Year
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#New Years Day
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#New Years Eve
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
#Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
#Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
#Exercise
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
#Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
#Joey Adams