Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.