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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....
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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...
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#Government
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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I rant, therefore I am.
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
#Religion
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red...
#Dennis Miller
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was...
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The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found...
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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
#Death
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is...
#Money
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
#Hollywood
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're...
#Dennis Miller
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't...
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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time;...
#Dennis Miller
Just put down 9-11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves...
#Dennis Miller
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to...
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