I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It ain't over till it's over.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.