Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.