When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved… (read more)
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making… (read more)
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of… (read more)
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.