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The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
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A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...
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Freaky-deakies need love too.
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It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
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Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
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Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
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I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
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I'm getting too old for this ship!
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I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
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As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
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I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.
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Here comes the fun cooker!
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I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...
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Are you a large child or a small adult?
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Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...
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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
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White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
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