Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on… (read more)
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on… (read more)
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life… (read more)
There is less in this than meets the eye.
They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.