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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I...
#Ryan Stiles
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm...
#Ryan Stiles
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
#Ryan Stiles
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
#Ryan Stiles
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
#Ryan Stiles
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
#Ryan Stiles
Never trust sheep.
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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy....
#Ryan Stiles
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
#Ryan Stiles
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
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Back off or the lizard gets it!
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine...
#Ryan Stiles
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I...
#Ryan Stiles
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn...
#Ryan Stiles
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've...
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental...
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