Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and… (read more)