If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.