I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on… (read more)
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.