If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.
My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can… (read more)
The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.
Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.
English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and… (read more)
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.