I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got… (read more)
Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to be strangled by no one… (read more)
Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on… (read more)
Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very… (read more)
Gods takin a dump on my face.
I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I… (read more)
When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things.… (read more)