The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really… (read more)
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you… (read more)
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it,… (read more)
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I… (read more)
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to… (read more)