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Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...
#Hank Moody
Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...
#Hank Moody
You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?
#Hank Moody
A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for
#Hank Moody
To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
#Hank Moody
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...
#Hank Moody
You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.
#Hank Moody
She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.
#Hank Moody
Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...
#Hank Moody
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...
#Hank Moody
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...
#Hank Moody
I love women. I have all their albums.
#Hank Moody
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...
#Hank Moody
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
#Hank Moody
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...
#Hank Moody
Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...
#Hank Moody
You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...
#Hank Moody
I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...
#Hank Moody
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