Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.
There's a spoon stuck to your elbow. Do you even know that?
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.
I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. I'm just saying I'm better.
I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County.
Bobby, you go pick something from the adventure section....anything about a boy with gumption should be fine.
Dale, you giblet head!