On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.