Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who… (read more)
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.