Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who… (read more)
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.