Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.
[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.
Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the the universe.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty… (read more)
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.