You told me you love me, Why did you leave me all alone?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like… (read more)
I don't make mistakes...I date them.
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do… (read more)
Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not worth it to continue to… (read more)
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'