This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in… (read more)
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.