I cannot eat but little meat - My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink… (read more)

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You do not drink soup with a knife.

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Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too… (read more)

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Souls of poets dead and gone, What Elysium have ye known, Happy field or mossy cavern, Choicer than the Mermaid… (read more)

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

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We can drink till all look blue.

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Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow.

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Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an… (read more)

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice… (read more)

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Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general,… (read more)

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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

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