Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to… (read more)
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.