One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since… (read more)
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired… (read more)
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have… (read more)
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.