I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it… (read more)
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's… (read more)
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and… (read more)
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not… (read more)
You looking for a dick punch?