I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it… (read more)
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not… (read more)
You looking for a dick punch?
Rehab is for Quitters.
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm… (read more)
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising… (read more)
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's… (read more)
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and… (read more)