You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I… (read more)
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when… (read more)
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was… (read more)
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy… (read more)
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered… (read more)
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the… (read more)
The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what… (read more)