when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did it
If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...
Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
If you rest, you rust.
The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it...
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that...
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.