This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to… (read more)
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That… (read more)
Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to… (read more)
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the… (read more)
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
The New Year is a beautiful bouquet of newer unfolding opportunities to fulfill unfinished commitments with renewed vigour of heart… (read more)