This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
New Year Quotes
I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!...
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness...
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.
It was nice growing up with someone like you; someone to lean on, someone to...
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure...
Best wishes for the holidays and for health and happiness throughout the coming year.