The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.
It is old age, rather than death, that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody, whereas… (read more)
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God....… (read more)
Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
Technology is changing our lives. It cannot and will not change what is fundamental to the human condition. It will… (read more)
He that knows himself, knows others; and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture… (read more)
The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what… (read more)
All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that makes a handsome little sum, with a… (read more)