The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to… (read more)
I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your… (read more)
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your… (read more)
He that knows himself, knows others; and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture… (read more)
Knowledge always desires increase; it is like fire, which must first be kindled by some external agent, but which will… (read more)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not… (read more)
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.